BREAKING! Latest statement by Jeremy Clarkson on his ‘n’ word controversy

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

A just-released statement from Jeremy Clarkson:

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“I want to state very clearly that I absolutely did NOT say the word I didn’t say.

In fact I deliberately made sure I repeatedly didn’t say the word I didn’t say until I was absolutely sure I hadn’t said it.

I can say with absolute certainty that the word I wasn’t supposed to say was NOT at any time said by me during the time I was not repeatedly saying it.

And if anyone who says the word I didn’t say was said by me listens carefully to the video of me not saying the word I wasn’t supposed to say, they will very clearly hear me repeatedly not saying the word I didn’t say until I was sure I hadn’t said the word. 

Which was a word not said by me and which I clearly didn’t say.

I hope this statement clears…

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